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IV. ASCENSION

ZOOMER

Probably already moved on.

4:20 AM. Neon on wet glass. He found this three weeks before anyone and got bored of it two weeks before anyone heard about it.

  • TIMING: PERFECT
  • PATIENCE: EXPIRED
  • TABS OPEN: 61
01

TOO EARLY

He is always first and never present. The screenshot is timestamped before the pump and the position was closed before the candle finished printing.

i was in at 40k mc. sold at 60k. it's at 40m now. anyway
02

THE SCROLL

Attention is the only currency he actually holds, and he spends it like it regenerates. Sometimes it does.

03

THE RETURN TRIP

He comes back to everything eventually — later, quieter, with a bigger size and no story to post about it.

ok fine. i'm back.

Early, bored, early again. The loop is the strategy.

You were early, then bored, then early again somewhere else.