OUTSIDE THE PROGRESSION

NORMIE

Just here for the vibes.

Warm lamp. Smiley mug. A poster that says GOOD VIBES ONLY and, unusually for this website, actually means it.

SLEEP: EIGHT HOURS
CHARTS SEEN: 2
STRESS: NONE

THE GROUP CHAT

A friend's cousin mentioned it at a barbecue. He bought a sensible amount, closed the app, and went back to his life like a functioning human being.

yeah i put like a hundred in, it's fun

THE CALM

He has never seen the 4 AM chart. He does not know what a wick is. When it dropped 70% he found out eight days later, from a meme.

THE VIBES

He is not in the progression because he never needed to be. He wandered in through the side door and somehow ended up the healthiest person in the building.

sure. why not.

The vibes were, against all odds, the correct strategy.

You are here for the vibes and honestly that's healthier.

OTHER FILES

NPC